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	<description>A webcomic about games, movies and those lowly lizardmen.</description>
	<pubDate>Mon, 08 Jun 2009 10:39:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Very cute flash game which captures the essence of some jRPGs</title>
		<link>http://www.epictail.com/2009/06/08/very-cute-flash-game-which-captures-the-essence-of-some-jrpgs/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Jun 2009 10:39:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Try out the great The Press Space Action RPG candidate to become Action RPG of 2009. In flash!
According to the authors the game contains:
Dynamic Real Time Combat - Jump, slash, and block enemy attacks
Upgradeable Stats - Personalize your character any way you want
Magic spells - Unlease power elemental forces to lay waste to your foes
Shops [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignleft" style="margin: 5px;" title="Super RPG" src="http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:5TxImOl7YtcnCM:http://metavideogame.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/_1173766783.jpg" alt="" width="143" height="110" />Try out the great <a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/495903">The Press Space Action RPG</a> candidate to become Action RPG of 2009. In flash!</p>
<p>According to the authors the game contains:</p>
<p>Dynamic Real Time Combat - Jump, slash, and block enemy attacks<br />
Upgradeable Stats - Personalize your character any way you want<br />
Magic spells - Unlease power elemental forces to lay waste to your foes<br />
Shops to purchase additional items and gear to help your quest<br />
Three diabolical bosses to really test your skills<br />
Dramatic cinemas with full voice acting by industry profesionals<br />
11 dramatic orchestral tunes from the fine folks over at the audio portal</p>
<p>I can assure you that there&#8217;s even more.</p>
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		<title>Robert Langdom and his asskickery</title>
		<link>http://www.epictail.com/2009/06/08/robert-langdom-and-his-asskickery/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Jun 2009 09:26:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.epictail.com/2009/06/08/robert-langdom-and-his-asskickery/"><img src="http://www.epictail.com/" border="0" alt="Comic" /></a></p>Good news everyone! We&#8217;re updating again. There still may occur some technical difficulties, but epictail.com is back online.
This comic is another oldie from the days when &#8220;Da Vinci Code&#8221; stormed the world. However due to the recent movie, we decided to re-publish it.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.epictail.com/2009/06/08/robert-langdom-and-his-asskickery/"><img src="http://www.epictail.com/" border="0" alt="Comic" /></a></p><p>Good news everyone! We&#8217;re updating again. There still may occur some technical difficulties, but epictail.com is back online.</p>
<p>This comic is another oldie from the days when &#8220;Da Vinci Code&#8221; stormed the world. However due to the recent movie, we decided to re-publish it.</p>
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		<title>We&#8217;re back! (almost)</title>
		<link>http://www.epictail.com/2009/06/01/were-back-almost/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Jun 2009 06:36:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This week we will start updating again. Even though the problem isn&#8217;t clearly resolved, let&#8217;s hope it will prove to be of little trouble. Not yet thought, but later today or tomorrow updates will start coming in.
Thanks for your patience.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This week we will start updating again. Even though the problem isn&#8217;t clearly resolved, let&#8217;s hope it will prove to be of little trouble. Not yet thought, but later today or tomorrow updates will start coming in.</p>
<p>Thanks for your patience.</p>
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		<title>Technical difficulties</title>
		<link>http://www.epictail.com/2009/05/20/technical-difficulties/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 May 2009 05:56:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[We have to apologize that epictail at the moment is in technical difficulties. Probably you&#8217;ve experienced that instead of the page you receive error message about host and database not getting along very well. We get this message from time to time as well and at the moment we&#8217;re looking for someone who could look [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We have to apologize that epictail at the moment is in technical difficulties. Probably you&#8217;ve experienced that instead of the page you receive error message about host and database not getting along very well. We get this message from time to time as well and at the moment we&#8217;re looking for someone who could look into this problem (there are ideas what exactly is the problem) as none of us can do any programming.</p>
<p>Therefore there will be no updates till we sort out this problem and then the page will function normally again. In the mean time enjoy this proof that Japanese really are the creators of everything crazy (it&#8217;s a trailer for a Wii console video game):</p>
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		<title>Power of Fantasy</title>
		<link>http://www.epictail.com/2009/05/15/power-of-fantasy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 May 2009 05:46:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.epictail.com/2009/05/15/power-of-fantasy/"><img src="http://www.epictail.com/" border="0" alt="Comic" /></a></p>Yeah, fantasy genre is the power! It&#8217;s called so for a reason, because you need to use your imagination and fantasy to write something in fantasy genre. Or is it vice versa, as apparently Falkor thinks?
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.epictail.com/2009/05/15/power-of-fantasy/"><img src="http://www.epictail.com/" border="0" alt="Comic" /></a></p><p>Yeah, fantasy genre is the power! It&#8217;s called so for a reason, because you need to use your imagination and fantasy to write something in fantasy genre. Or is it vice versa, as apparently <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Falkor#Falkor_the_luckdragon">Falkor </a>thinks?</p>
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		<title>Hollywood and history</title>
		<link>http://www.epictail.com/2009/05/13/hollywood-and-history/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 May 2009 06:55:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.epictail.com/?p=142</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.epictail.com/2009/05/13/hollywood-and-history/"><img src="http://www.epictail.com/" border="0" alt="Comic" /></a></p>I&#8217;m sure this pretty much depicts how Hollywood realizes their average big budget historic movie. Unless it is something that does not even apply for the status of historic accuracy (say comic movie &#8220;300&#8243;), the outcome usually is something like this. I encourage you to list in the commentaries the most atrocious historic movies to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.epictail.com/2009/05/13/hollywood-and-history/"><img src="http://www.epictail.com/" border="0" alt="Comic" /></a></p><p>I&#8217;m sure this pretty much depicts how Hollywood realizes their average big budget historic movie. Unless it is something that does not even apply for the status of historic accuracy (say comic movie &#8220;300&#8243;), the outcome usually is something like this. I encourage you to list in the commentaries the most atrocious historic movies to your mind.</p>
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		<title>Everything is a conspiracy</title>
		<link>http://www.epictail.com/2009/05/11/everything-is-a-conspiracy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 May 2009 05:54:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.epictail.com/?p=137</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.epictail.com/2009/05/11/everything-is-a-conspiracy/"><img src="http://www.epictail.com/" border="0" alt="Comic" /></a></p>If you&#8217;ve seen and believe thing&#8217;s like Zeitgeist and other conspiracy theory lover shit, then our world seems to be quite a strange place, in which few powerful people rule all other people and plan &#8220;everything&#8221;. Poor Fircone apparently believes it too, however we can assure you that with something as chaotic as people it [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.epictail.com/2009/05/11/everything-is-a-conspiracy/"><img src="http://www.epictail.com/" border="0" alt="Comic" /></a></p><p>If you&#8217;ve seen and believe thing&#8217;s like <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zeitgeist,_the_Movie">Zeitgeist </a>and other conspiracy theory lover shit, then our world seems to be quite a strange place, in which few powerful people rule all other people and plan &#8220;everything&#8221;. Poor Fircone apparently believes it too, however we can assure you that with something as chaotic as people it is positively impossible. To this topic we have devoted our poll of the week. Share your opinion.</p>
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		<title>Forever Dead</title>
		<link>http://www.epictail.com/2009/05/07/forever-dead/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 May 2009 11:55:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.epictail.com/2009/05/07/forever-dead/"><img src="http://www.epictail.com/" border="0" alt="Comic" /></a></p>Today I&#8217;ve taken the liberty to post a new comic out of line (in other words today instead of tomorrow), because newsflash has stricken the gaming world. The company behind the ever rotting corpse of all corpses - &#8220;Duke Nukem Forever&#8221; has ceased to exist. We had one webcomic devoted to &#8220;Duke Nukem Forever&#8221; and [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.epictail.com/2009/05/07/forever-dead/"><img src="http://www.epictail.com/" border="0" alt="Comic" /></a></p><p>Today I&#8217;ve taken the liberty to post a new comic out of line (in other words today instead of tomorrow), because <a href="http://kotaku.com/5243277/is-duke-nukem-developer-3d-realms-gone-for-good-%5Bupdate%5D">newsflash </a>has stricken the gaming world. The company behind the ever rotting corpse of all corpses - &#8220;Duke Nukem Forever&#8221; has ceased to exist. We had one webcomic devoted to &#8220;Duke Nukem Forever&#8221; and it would be a shame to waste it. So here it is - our tribute to the final death of the corpse that apparently is not going to be reanimated.</p>
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		<title>Why Darth Maul has red mug and horns</title>
		<link>http://www.epictail.com/2009/05/06/why-darth-maul-has-red-mug-and-horns/</link>
		<comments>http://www.epictail.com/2009/05/06/why-darth-maul-has-red-mug-and-horns/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 06 May 2009 07:47:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.epictail.com/2009/05/06/why-darth-maul-has-red-mug-and-horns/"><img src="http://www.epictail.com/" border="0" alt="Comic" /></a></p>We didn&#8217;t like Phantom&#8217;s Menace much. Because the movie was silly, as it is very well exposed in the cute webcomic DarthsandDroids, in which the folly of this Star Wars movie is explained via the idea that it is a table-top RPG campaign. However here is our own take on this piece, which very well [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.epictail.com/2009/05/06/why-darth-maul-has-red-mug-and-horns/"><img src="http://www.epictail.com/" border="0" alt="Comic" /></a></p><p>We didn&#8217;t like Phantom&#8217;s Menace much. Because the movie was silly, as it is very well exposed in the cute webcomic <a href="http://www.darthsanddroids.net/">DarthsandDroids</a>, in which the folly of this Star Wars movie is explained via the idea that it is a table-top RPG campaign. However here is our own take on this piece, which very well explains why Darth Maul looked the way he did.</p>
<p>Oh, and don&#8217;t even try to give me the excuse that he was of <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Star_Wars_races_(F-J)#Iridonian">irodian </a>origin. Let&#8217;s be mature here.</p>
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		<title>Dune Legacy</title>
		<link>http://www.epictail.com/2009/05/04/dune-legacy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2009 12:50:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.epictail.com/2009/05/04/dune-legacy/"><img src="http://www.epictail.com/" border="0" alt="Comic" /></a></p>Who would be in his right mind and would not make a joke about the horrid legacy of Dune book series. Beware this is not going to be the last, because the author of this comic felt just as offended as Penny-Arcade authors and lots of other Dune fans.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.epictail.com/2009/05/04/dune-legacy/"><img src="http://www.epictail.com/" border="0" alt="Comic" /></a></p><p>Who would be in his right mind and would not make a joke about the horrid <a href="http://www.sfsite.com/07a/sabh203.htm">legacy </a>of Dune book series. Beware this is not going to be the last, because the author of this comic felt just as <a href="http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2003/10/15/">offended </a>as Penny-Arcade authors and lots of other Dune fans.</p>
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